From your post: " strap on their metaphorical kneepads and service their boy"
Really, your denial isn't going to change the facts about your hidden passions.
Funny you would already know about such a thread.
So you admit you can't read that thread title that's on the top of the forum page?
So either you're admitting you can't read or, again, you're lying...and in denial.
Seek help.
More projection, as you seek to deflect your own hidden depravity.
It ain’t workin’ Chester.