Nine. For some reason, dresses on the maternity-clearance racks always seem to be dark purple. Somewhere on the Undead Thread, there was a cartoon of me as “Aubergine, the Angry Eggplant,” in a big purple frock, with wild gray hair like Albert Einstein’s.
(That reminds me, I need to get my hair cut before my mother sees me!)
LOL!! CONGRATULATIONS! It’s so good when conservatives have babies! Pretty soon we’ll outnumber the idiots!