Washington, DC. 23 FEB 2010: In order to deal with declining recruitment, Congress passed new legislation repealing the existing statute that expressly prohibits formerly retired, old, fat guys from being recalled to active duty.
LOL (I hope)
In a speech on the 4th of July 2010...President Obama stands at the convention of formerly retired, old, fat guys of the US military who want to be recalled.
The speech goes: “America, we must organize and help the lesser unfortunate of the retired, old, fat guys of the military to rejoin. They have been denied their opportunity in life. I am going to establish a new policy referred to as “don’t ask them, and they won’t tell”, which will help them rejoin the military. Key to this provision is a rule to forbid the military from asking the age or allowing weight to be a determinate from keeping them from serving our great nation. We can heal this problem...we can change....we can bring America to the light”.
Hey, I’m a skinny hetrosexual old military retiree. I don’t want to be recalled. Maybe I had better get some survival gear ready and head (no pun there guys) for the hills.