[cherry]

I would like to learn to be a crook like so many others....shall I start by exaggerating my bad back and get on SS dissability and Medicare?...then there's that sought after and useful handicap parking permit....seems like I could collect surplus cheese and other groceries if I wear my crummy coat and tell them I am homeless.....

on a grander scale, there are always the banks to rob...../sarcasm/

[lilylangtree]

Don’t forget if you get partial military disability to get the full you dope yourself up so you’re acting disoriented, walk on crutches and bandage yourself up on the visits to the VA. (I actually had an in law that did this and it worked.) Had another relative who had been on 80% disability so he got his brother in law, a local state senator, to somehow get him the other 20%. Don’t ask me how but they’re BIG demoncRATS and crooks.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Join the Democratic Party first and work on at least one campaign to verify your credentials. After that, do as you please.