[TC Rider]

“If I'm doing something stupid, somebody in Chicago can send me an email and say, ‘What are you doing?’

I find this very ominous. Why Chicago? Tell me about 'somebody'.

[TornadoAlley3]

Obama is such a wussy, he toured the Wa Post newspaper offices and whined.

Later, he was asked, “Are you having a good time?” Obama responded, “If I didn't have to move twice in five days I would be happy.”

Now who thinks Obama has ever lifted anything heavy or will have to move a thing.