[thecodont]

"If I'm doing something stupid, somebody in Chicago can send me an email and say, 'What are you doing?'

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Uh, why Chicago? Is that where the puppet's strings are located?

This article HAS to be satire. I can't believe this is from a CNN interview. It must be from The Onion.

[Gene Eric]

>> “If I’m doing something stupid, somebody in Chicago can send me an email and say, ‘What are you doing?’

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