“First, you will pay for what you stole, with 10% interest, up front. Then you will apologize to everyone you stole from. And finally, you will cross those oil fields and kiss the arse of the oil company executives. And THEN, we will begin negotiations.”
I almost lost my morning coffee, thank you!!!
Thankfully it was “almost.” I am still heavily in debt from all the computer keyboards and screens I have caused damaged to.