[FormerACLUmember]

My fondest hope would be that a gigantic Canadian oil spill befouls the gay beach that the author frequents.

[glorgau]

My fondest hope would be that a gigantic Canadian oil spill befouls the gay beach that the author frequents.

How redundant. I'm sure he has ample quantities of his own oil.

[mkjessup]

May I join you in that fervent prayer, from our keyboards to God’s Monitor, LOL

[Justa]

Stupid author. I used to live around there and did plenty of fishing. Prevailing currents on the Georges bank are to the NE. Any oil spills would affect Nova Scotia, not Cape Cod.

[Bunkasaurus]

“My fondest hope would be that a gigantic Canadian oil spill befouls the gay beach that the author frequents.”

“May I join you in that fervent prayer”

My fondest hope is that you are both indulging in a bit of ideological hyperbole, sophomoric chest thumping, and are not that monumentally obtuse.

So I fervently pray.