[WayneS]

Penguins use A LOT of air conditioning... AND spray deodorant.

Oh, and it’s carried upward into the atmosphere in small balsa-wood boxes hanging by threads from foil helium balloons, launched by whales.

You DID call for silliness, din’t you?

[uglybiker]

With just a few tens of billions in grant money, we intend to illustrate our pre-formed conclusions that:

Republican Penguins use A LOT of air conditioning... AND spray deodorant.

Oh, and it’s carried upward into the atmosphere in small balsa-wood boxes hanging by threads from foil helium balloons, launched by Republican whales.

It's not silly, anymore. Now it's called 'scientific research'.

Oh yeah, and that Republican walruses drive SUVs.