I can just see Dana Carvey doing his Church Lady skits at the expense of obama.
Hmmmm, no birth certificate, how conveeeenient.
"My position on waterboarding, er... why I'm FOR it..."
Continuing the monologue...Maybe its because he is Bastard Hmmmm
Maybe his slut whore momma didn't have time to fill out the paper, because she was to sore from doing the devil dance with every black man in Africa? Maybe the half-breed bastard doesn't know which of the 57 states he was born in or maybe because of his his Muslim religion he can't say! We know why! It is because he wasn't born but hatched from an egg - a spawn of a demon! This devil is all about hope - hope you won't find out that he is really the anti-Christ sent by Satan! We know who your daddy really is - you son of Beelzebub! His ears are really just camouflage for his horns!
Do the Church lady dance!