“Meanwhile, back in Illinois, Abraham Lincoln is spinning in his concrete covered grave...”
Oy. Only 4 more years of this. PLEASE GOD!
Maybe Barack Fitzgerald Obama will be an apolitical centrist like Nixon, Clinton and Bush. I can only hope.
Where else am I gonna go? I tried to cross the border into Mexico in search of freedom and better economic opportunity last week. Damn Mexican immigration officials arrested me and sent me back to New Jersey.