*burp* I just wanted to say that... *fart* ...that this post... *burp and fart* ...does have its effects... *fart* ...on my bowels... *burp* ...and intestines...
I hope you’re feeling better. Now go find a toilet.
I haven’t been burping, but I sure have had a lot coming out the other end since I started taking water pills a couple of weeks ago for high blood pressure. If anybody told me I was full of c**p over the past several days, I could not disagree.