Not the soup mom makes. Not the soup dad makes. Not the soup grandma made. Not my soup. My soup is 100% bonafide heterosoupual.
I do not like that soup turned gay
I do not like it any way
I do not like it in a bowl
I do not like it with a roll
I do not like it here or there
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like gay soup I say
I do not like that soup turned gay!
DISCLAIMER: This entire post is 100% satire and sarcasm. Just covering my backside lest someone construe this post or any part thereof a hate crime or an attack on anyone's or any company's lifestyle and/or business practices/model choice(s) and potentially Constitutionally guaranteed right to gay soup.
good one LOL