[randog]

If you are a liberal Californian heading to Texas... DON'T. I'll whip your butt personally. We have enough of you Kalifornicators as it is...

I'll bet you hear this all the time from the Kalifornia transplants: "It's nice here, but it would be better if..."...? Or how about, "That's great, but we used to do it like..."...?

You're pissin' in the wind, avacado. We said the same thing here in Nevada years ago, to no avail....

[Desdemona]

I'll bet you hear this all the time from the Kalifornia transplants: "It's nice here, but it would be better if..."...? Or how about, "That's great, but we used to do it like..."...?

I've heard it. And they're smug about it, too. The concept of midwestern humility is completely lost on them.

[avacado]

"I'll bet you hear this all the time from the Kalifornia transplants: "It's nice here, but it would be better if..."...? Or how about, "That's great, but we used to do it like..."...?"

The Californians do that with our Tex-Mex food. They always say: "It isn't real Mexican food." No kidding! It's TEX-mex!