So does the Purina Diet
Yesterday, I was at PetsMart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my
loyal pet, Angel the Wonder Dog. I was in the checkout line when the woman
behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?
So, since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her, ‘No,
I don’t have a dog. I am starting the Purina Diet again.’
I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the way it works
is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets. Then you simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works
well, and I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me.
I told her, ‘No, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s butt and a
car hit us both.’
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard. PetsMart won’t let me shop there anymore.
May you... Live well, Love much, and Laugh often!