We all have our pet peeves. I think octogenarian drivers in Oldsmobiles who brake on exit ramps should be banned. And smelly waiters who reek of BO. Tax them, ban them. It’s all fun and games until it’s your ox being gored.
I think anyone who makes rude, obnoxious remarks about my smoking even when I am doing it a designated area ought to be chastised by the ACLU for “offending” me. Wait a minute! I’m a white male. I am incapable of being offended. If anything, I’m not offended enough. I should be forced to watch more asinine sitcoms and commercials where stupid, homely, overweight, out-of-it white men are constantly being out-foxed and made to look ridiculous by savvy women and terminally cool black men with washboard abs and tiny ears (not to mention their own, long-suffering kids.)