Posted on 01/09/2009 4:39:10 AM PST by Kaslin
ust consider this to be constructive criticism aimed at idiots who are too dumb to ever take it.
The Prop 8 mob in California: How bizarre is it to see gangs of angry, atheistic, liberal homosexuals in California -- who seem to spend 98% of their free time lecturing everybody else in America about tolerance -- invading churches and getting ordinary people fired for daring to disagree with them? If Christians had been getting the Prop 8 punks fired, we'd have to endure 20 years of Oscar winning movies about the oppression gays in California suffered for their beliefs.
PS: Stop acting like perverts in those public parades, you weirdos.
Celebrities who want to be political: If people really cared about the political opinions of celebrities, next week's Meet the Press would feature Sean Penn, Kanye West, and Ben Affleck.
The "Mac Guy:" Hey, look at me, I'm so trendy and hip! Not like the guy we have representing PCs, who looks like Mitch McConnell. Enjoy my faux cool vibe -- it'll make you feel like you have a happening friend and then you'll buy a Mac!
Reality TV: It seemed harmless enough when the Real World debuted, but once the TV execs figured out it was easier and cheaper to put semi-famous morons on the tube instead of actually doing something creative, these shows were suddenly everywhere. Over time, the producers had to dig deeper and deeper for "talent" -- and I use that word very loosely. Now, "reality TV" means shows like Real Chance Of Love and Charm School that feature "real people" who would annoy the living hell out of you if you had to be around them for five minutes. Isn't that why the public is watching TV in the first place -- so they can get away from people like that?
Spammers, telemarketers, and junk mailers: They make a living stealing other people's time and they usually peddle garbage. Everybody who works as a spammer, junk mailer, or telemarketer should have their names put on the lists of all the other spammers, junk mailers, and telemarketers in the country so they can get a taste of what they do to everyone else.
Unions: There's something to be said for workers banding together to improve their lot in life, but there's nothing to be said for riding entire companies into the ground because of your out-of-control greed.
The Senate GOP: At least eighty percent of them don't believe in anything other than getting re-elected and they seem to have a distinct distaste for most of the people who sent them to Washington. How we ended up with such a sorry collection of puffed up, vertebrae-free jackanapes representing the Right, I'll never know.
The people in charge of making war movies in Hollywood: During World War II, Hollywood cranked out pro-war films left and right. But, the only notable pro-war movie that came out in the last eight years was Team America: World Police -- which featured puppets!
Wait, wait -- to be fair, Hollywood did also make Valkyrie, a movie about the heroism of German soldiers trying to stop Hitler. If only there were any heroic soldiers like that around today, ones that the American people could better relate to, for Hollywood to make movies about.
Barack Obama: Don't get me started. There just isn't enough time in the day.
The King: Burger King's mascot is creepy and it's slightly disturbing that he's associated with food products. That's exactly whom you want preparing your food, isn't it? An eerie guy in a mask who never speaks?
The airlines: Security is a hassle, customer service is mediocre, they're too careless with luggage, it takes too long to get through an airport, and flying is too expensive. No wonder people are less excited about getting on an airplane than getting a root canal.
Lawyers: America's legal profession is over run with amoral, ambulance-chasing shysters who have nothing better to do than to try to make millions of dollars looting productive people and companies.
"Oh, but John, you wouldn't say something like that if you needed a lawyer right now!"
Should they be thanked for setting up that kind of system? It's like a dog being forced to hire a tick to defend itself from the other ticks on its back trying to suck its blood.
Global Warming Nuts: Just because you shout "science" a dozen times and have managed to politically intimidate a large percentage of the scientific world that disagrees with you into silence, doesn't mean you have the slightest idea what you're talking about.
America's newspapers: Never has there been a group of people more dishonest about their biases, more contemptuous of their audience, and more falsely convinced of their own irreplaceability than America's newspapermen. Meanwhile, the whole industry is dying a slow death and their primary reaction has been to wonder why no one seems very upset about their demise.
Fluorescent light bulbs piss me off. Unpainted walls piss me off. Hot dogs piss me off. Humorless people piss me off. Bill Clinton pisses me off. John McCain pisses me off. Nancy Pelosi pisses me off. Frank Lautenberg pisses me off. Environmentalists piss me off. Janet Reno pisses me off. Harry Reid pisses me off. Governer Blanco pisses me off. al Zarkawi pisses me off. Whoopi Goldberg pisses me off. Ann Lewis pisses me off. Genghis Kahn was pretty darned cool. Al Franken pisses me off. Chris Matthews pisses me off. Ted Kennedy pisses me off. Ray Nagin pisses me off. Newsweek pisses me off. NBC pisses me off. Berkley California pisses me off. Bob Mulholland pisses me off. Liberals piss me off. Muslims piss me off. Tom Daschle used to piss me off. Sarah Brady pisses me off. Howard Dean pisses me off. George Soros pisses me off. Senator Mary Landrieu pisses me off. Trolls piss me off. The Dixie Chicks piss me off. Sean Penn pisses me off. Barbara Streisand pisses me off. Ed Asner pisses me off. The Communist Party of the United States pisses me off. CBS pisses me off. North Korea pisses me off. The Boston Globe pisses me off. Hollywood pisses me off. John Edwards pisses me off. Susan Sarandan pisses me off. NPR pisses me off. The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals pisses me off. Rod Blagojevich pisses me off. Moby pisses me off. Jeanine Garofalo should bathe more, and that pisses me off. Sharia Law pisses me off. Don Imus pisses me off. Jenny Backus pisses me off. The New York Times pisses me off. Iran pisses me off. Rosie O’Donnell pisses me off. Robert Scheer pisses me off. Michael Stipes pisses me off. ELF pisses me off. The V.P.C. pisses me off. Jacque Chirac pisses me off. Air America amuses me. Jim Jeffords pisses me off. Josh Horowitz pisses me off. Chevy Chase pisses me off. Paul Sarbanes pisses me off. Mayor Richard Daley pisses me off. Mark Morford makes me laugh. Noam Chomsky pisses me off. Robert Byrd pisses me off. Somolia pisses me off. European socialism pisses me off. Tim Russert pisses me off. Mary McGrory used to piss me off. Gloria Borger pisses me off. Pinellas County Judge Greer pisses me off. Coward John McCain pisses me off. The Center for Science in the Public Interest pisses me off. Molly Ivins pisses me off. Alec Baldwin pisses me off. Jim McDermott pisses me off. Jimmy Carter pisses me off. The Los Angeles Times pisses me off. Edward Said pissed me off. Bernie Sanders pisses me off. The United Nations pisses me off. Saudi Arabia pisses me off. Emily’s List pisses me off. Q’aeti Q’uric pisses me off. Gun control groups piss me off. Osama bin Ladin pisses me off. Diane Feinstein pisses me off. The Chicago Tribune pisses me off. The DNC pisses me off. Rahm Emmanual pisses me off. The Daily Kos pisses me off. France pisses me off. Al Gore makes me feel sympathy. Democrats piss me off. Lincoln Chaffee pisses me off. Will Wheaton pisses me off. Richard Cohen pisses me off. The Koran pisses me off. Paul Krugman pisses me off. Gannett newspapers piss me off. M’att bin-Lauerdin pisses me off. Tavis Smiley pisses me off. John F. Kerry pisses me off. Moveon.org pisses me off. Terri McAullife pisses me off. Carl Levin pisses me off. China pisses me off. James Carville pisses me off. Fidel Castro pisses me off. ALF pisses me off. Ego-Boy John McCain pisses me off. Salon pisses me off. Michael Moore pisses me off. Al Sharpton pisses me off. Stupid people piss me off. Terrorism pisses me off. Dan Rather pisses me off. ABC pisses me off. Vladimir Putin pisses me off. Chuck Schumer pisses me off. Ward Churchill pisses me off. The Village Voice pisses me off. Sidney Blumenthal pisses me off. Joseph Biden pisses me off. John Conyers pisses me off. John McCainiac pisses me off. I’m sorry Peter Jennings died of cancer, but he still used to piss me off. Wahabbism pisses me off. Kofi Annan pisses me off. CNN pisses me off. Keef Obermann makes me laugh. Trent Lott pisses me off. Joe Conason pisses me off. Democrat Underground pisses me off. Jonathan Alter pisses me off. Hippies piss me off. Barney Frank pisses me off. Helen Thomas pisses me off. Marxism pisses me off. Andrea Mitchell pisses me off. The New And Improved Newt Gingrich pisses me off. Ted Koppel pisses me off. Losing rights pisses me off. Tom Brokaw pisses me off. Jane Fonda pisses me off. Jesse Jackson pisses me off. Henry Wexler pisses me off. Cynthia McKinney pisses me off. Susan Estrich pisses me off. Eleanor Clift pisses me off. Che Guevara pisses me off. Louise Slaughter pisses me off. E.J. Dionne pisses me off. Barak Obama pisses me off. Bill Moyers pisses me off. Danny Glover pisses me off. Not observing the Constitution pisses me off. Michael Bloomberg pisses me off. David Corn pisses me off. Canadians annoy me slightly from time to time. Sheila Jackson Lee pisses me off. Cynthia Tucker pisses me off. Olympia Snowe pisses me off. Maxine Waters pisses me off. Maureen Dowd pisses me off. Barbara Boxer pisses me off. Hillary Clinton pisses me off.
Nice post, great formatting. There are other websites you can spam if you haven’t been banned.
Well said.
It’s depressing that your list is just a tiny sample of all the liberals that piss me off.
When does open season begin?
Uh oh. Now you’ve pissed him off. Something tells me you’re not the first.
Did it make your eyes bleed?
Pretty please?
There are other websites you can spam if you haven’t been banned.
But how would I irritate YOU, if I left?
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