“That being said, I have other, more important plans for that day including watching grass grow, paint dry and cleaning my motorcycle (which, by the way, if you own one and your wife/girlfriend tells you you love that bike more than her, PLEASE don’t respond, “Why not? I ride it more” (it’s a 30 day shutoff, from personal experience)..”
For the wife or the motorcycle... which one would be worse??
you probably shouldn’t answert that one either
heh..