Posted on 01/06/2009 6:28:12 AM PST by Red Badger
I won’t, but you might...
(Runs away)
you wont???
go take a peek in the ol’ looking glass... ;)
We had grass powered mowers when I was a kid. Well, when I was a child. They also required a tether to keep them in the area to be mowed, but they never broke down, and they could do a good job even if the sun wasn’t shining. Their offspring were kids, aka baby goats.
My grandma had a push mower. I’d try to mow her lawn for her and she’d come running out of the house screaming at me, said I was mowing down her flowers (they were everywhere, you couldn’t miss them).
Now, everytime someone mows my yard they mow down a few flowers, even though I have pointed out where they are. I call it Granny’s revenge.
A goat would be perfect, except it eats everything!!!
I’ve often thought they should put goats in the big patches of Kudzu that swallow large areas here.
There seems to be a goat glut around here, but the kids don’t do kudzu.
Goats don’t eat Kudzu?
Didn’t know that.
You sure have a way with words.
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