I took a cab this morning because of the weather. There was no shortage of Muzzie cab drivers outside of Penn Station. I gave my driver, Soddie Assad or Assid (or something like that), a $5 tip on a $10 fare and the only thing he warned me about was the possibility of more wet whether on Friday. I guess he (and the other Muzzie drivers) didn't get the memo. Or maybe "wet weather" is a secret code for "terrorist attack."
let’s hope