Yeah, the Brits are way ahead of us in both total number of muzzies and muzzie percentage of their population but we’ve got something they don’t have: a muzzie at the head of our federal government.
We’ll probably begin the mass importation of muzzies in the next year or so.
So England better watch out. Our muzzies might surpass their muzzies before the end of the first term of The One.
If they want to stay competitive, they better speed up their own importation of muzzies or they’ll likely be left behind.
But wait -
I regret to inform you that your country may be lagging behind us in muzzia mania, notwithstanding your muzzie-elect.
We have them coming out of the woodwork - I am pretty sure we are ahead of you. We do, however, deserve to win. Our handouts are quite generous, moreso than yours.
We pay for their accomodation, health care (including dental and vision), we taxi them to school if they request it, rearrange the classrooms so that no male is sitting on either side, in front of, or behind a female student. We set aside a room facing east for them to pray to the devil several times daily....
As you can see, we have earned our position. Now, I must say that you do stand a chance of catching up, what with your new leader and all. But you will definitely have to up your offerings. Good luck with that.