If jellystone splodes, it’s goin east. I’ll stay here and take pictures of the splatter.
Er, wait, am I supposed to worry? Maybe I misread the article and the urgency of your ping...
OH MY GOD, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
or something.
for when you need to get in the SUV and outrun the volcano!
http://www.ecanadanow.com/news/health/us-doctor-powers-car-with-human-fat-20081226.html
Think I’ll stay home. All we have to worry about is hurricanes and they come with warnings.