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To: muawiyah

nope. first, i have keys to my house.
second, if for some reason i don’t have keys, my wife is probably home.
third, i have a phone, if for some reason my wife doesn’t hear me knocking, she’ll answer the phone.
fourth, if no one’s home, again, i have a cell phone, can call my wife and find out when she’ll be home, if it’s gong to be a while, i can call a friend, and get a ride somewhere to wait.
fifth, my parents have a spare key. worst case scenario, i can call them.
sixth, have you seen how much doors cost anymore? no way am i going to break my door becaue i was drunk and stupid and couldn’t get in.
seven, if all else fails, there’s a 24/7 coffee shop half a mile away. i have feet, i can walk there.
but no, there’s no way i’m going to break a window to get into my own house. i’m not going to run the chance that my wife is going to shoot me thinking i’m an invader.


103 posted on 01/02/2009 6:30:01 AM PST by absolootezer0 (thank God for Chicago: makes Detroit look wholesome by comparison.)
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To: absolootezer0
She'd be shooting you anyway if she caught you wandering around the neighborhood at night, drunk, without your keys.

Ages ago a buddy of mine had a hot date out to the drive-in theatre where I worked. About 3 AM he was down at the concession stand trying to get help ~ he'd managed to lose his keys.

Somebody took him home. His hot date had disappeared.

115 posted on 01/02/2009 3:26:00 PM PST by muawiyah
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