“Consider my problem, I make lead fishing lures called jigs ...”
You inconsiderate of the environment, the ozone algorites will NOT be pleased. In addition, you have no feelings for the poor little fishies that will bite on these vile things... PETA will NOT be pleased.
BTW, do they look like the “Anointed One”? IF so, you could be also be violating some federal statue about using his likeness is some form of obsure effigy to entice something fishy. You sir, are just politically incorrect and probably in some verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry deep doo-doo. Don’t be surprised when the “men in black” with cool sunglasses show up at your door.
Where can I buy some? :)))
mmmmm -— Fishes good fried. Liberals and enviro-whackos, not so much so.
We already have daily fly overs by black helicopters carrying tourists.