It’s a great post. I had a lawyer friend of mine advise:
1. The cops question the wife. In Texas, the spouse has a right to refuse to be a witness, and should exercise it right there.
2. Throw away receipts from where you’ve been before you go.
3. Don’t say anything.
4. Don’t refuse to take any tests, but ask to talk to your lawyer before you take test. This will be refused. They will tell you that you do not have a right to a lawyer. Respectfully disagree. They will put a form in front of you asking you to sign that you are refusing the test. Write on it “I am not refusing any test. I want to talk to a lawyer befoe I take any tests.”
5. On the intake form, they will ask if you have any medical conditions. List Diabetes, acid reflux, and hernia.
Also, if you get into a crash, run to a bar, order six shots of tequila.. pour them on floor when nobody is watching.