Such exotic creatures.
I could write a book about the Las Vegas Gypsy girls.
Here is somthing I wrote to a friend of mine about the girls a few months ago:
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At one point there were 5 of them living right next to me. They are very exotic and street smart.
None of them drink, smoke or do drugs.
None of them have boyfriends (the 20 something girls that is). I never saw one of them with a guy for a whole year.
They cant read or write.
They have their own government of elders, which basically acts as their own court system.
They don’t consider themselves as white people. They view me as a minority.
They have no concept of “getting a job”.
They don’t understand why anybody would ever buy a house.
They cuss constantly. Every other sentence, about.
They lie all the time, which is fine, because you would always know what the deal was. You would always know this was a possibility.
They go to sleep at sunset and get up at 2 or 3 in the afternoon. They are vampires and loved it when I called them that.
They are very racist, and really, really hate black people, Jews and Asians.
They don’t believe that stealing is wrong, except from other Gypsies. The reason for this is that they have been so persecuted for so long (Hitler tried to kill them all) that they view it as a kind of reciprocal warfare, like perpetual warfare. It is just viewed as retribution for all they have been through.
They would take me to all night pig roasts out in the desert (set up by the elders). About midnight the violins, tambourines and squeezeboxes would come out and the rest of the night would be a complete blurr, dancing around a huge bonfire. (the wooden keg of wine helped).
I will never forget walking out of a target store with Teresa. She walked out the “in” door, and brushed up against a female Target employee. The employee turned and said “Please go out the out door”. Teresa just started flaming, shouting “Do you want a piece of this bitch”, pointing at her crotch shouting “Eat this bitch” and “lick this bitch”. It was really quite amazing. Boy did I want to get out of there fast. To this day I can say to Teresa “Do the target thing”, and she will just go into this explicative laden tirade that is just uproariously funny.