[elkfersupper]

If you can’t show up at work less than sober as an air traffic controller, in which you only sit down and DON’T drive a weapon, then you can’t show up in a guided weapon to claim an innocent live, either.

I'm not aware of many people who actually drive a weapon in this country, although sometimes I wish I did.

[Seven plus One]

I'm not aware of many people who actually drive a weapon in this country, although sometimes I wish I did.

I've sometimes thought that a flamethrower behind the grille would get me to work faster. Does that count?