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To: Ron Jeremy

I was pulled over in Arizona, and they were writing me a warning. Just before they were finished, they wanted to look into my mouth. They asked me when was the last time I smoked pot. I told them I wouldn’t answer. Then they wanted me to stand on one foot. But I couldn’t because I was nervous at that point, because I knew they were going to search my car. And I loan my car to these gypsy girls, and I hadn’t had a chance to sweep it for contraband since they last used it. They gave me a breathalyser, and I blew a zero. They cuffed me, towed away my car ($500) and threw me in jail for 24 hours. In the report, the cop said he noticed my eye twitch.

Charged with a DUI, and I was stone cold sober.

Trial is January 6th.

Wish me luck!


23 posted on 12/31/2008 3:25:34 PM PST by FoxPro (The SEC knew about Madoff, and did nothing.)
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To: FoxPro

Good Luck!!!


67 posted on 12/31/2008 3:59:07 PM PST by Ron Jeremy (sonic)
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To: FoxPro
Wish me luck!

You've got it and my prayers, FRiend. I don't know about Arizona, but in Delaware, no matter how sober you are, if you refuse the breathalyzer you lose your license.

99 posted on 12/31/2008 4:22:43 PM PST by Gabz (Happy New Year)
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To: FoxPro
Wish me luck!

Good luck, but you're doomed.

201 posted on 12/31/2008 6:19:38 PM PST by elkfersupper
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To: FoxPro
Charged with a DUI, and I was stone cold sober.

Trial is January 6th.

Wish me luck!


You left out the most important element of the story: were the gypsy girls hot?
230 posted on 12/31/2008 6:51:53 PM PST by fr_freak
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To: FoxPro

Try the ACLJ or Pacific Legal Foundation.

This should not stand.


656 posted on 01/05/2009 9:20:31 AM PST by sauropod (An expression of deep worry and concern failed to cross either of Zaphod's faces - hitchhiker's guid)
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