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Novelty lighters come under fire (MO Nanny State)
www.columbiatribune.com ^ | 12-30-2008 | By JANESE HEAVIN

Posted on 12/31/2008 10:46:27 AM PST by Red Badger

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Gerik Parmele photo Novelty lighters, like these that Columbia fire Battalion Chief Steve Sapp uses to educate parents, can be a temptation for children. A state lawmaker is proposing that they be banned in Missouri.

1 posted on 12/31/2008 10:46:27 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

The solution is to ban all toys. Then children can play with matches.


2 posted on 12/31/2008 10:52:46 AM PST by Flycatcher (Strong copy for a strong America)
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To: Red Badger

Want to child-proof a lighter?

Keep it in your d@mned pocket!


3 posted on 12/31/2008 10:52:57 AM PST by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: Red Badger
"I don’t think it’s something you need to pass a law for. There are a lot more serious problems in this country than passing legislation determining what can or can’t be on a lighter."

"Introducing a bill" has become the equivilent of a "merit badge" to legislators. They seem to labor intensely to find something to introduce a "bill" for in Congress.

This type of bill is the same as a "frivilous lawsuit"... much ado over nothing. Legislators seem to zero in on any bill that interests them personally, and then try to trust their passions onto the rest of us.

I like to think the representatives and Senators that I vote for, are there to reject stupid bills like this and protect me from the nuts that somehow make their way into Congress...and there are a lot of them.

The Nanny State thrives....
4 posted on 12/31/2008 10:53:21 AM PST by FrankR (“Turtle up”, economically, for the duration of the 0bamanation.)
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To: Red Badger

I used to have a really cool butane lighter shaped like Godzilla.

We used it to cut bottles into pieces, just for fun.


5 posted on 12/31/2008 10:58:06 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Deplore the profligate scattering of corpses!)
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To: Red Badger

I wonder if Columbia, MO still has it’s “can ban”. When I lived there in ‘82 you couldn’t sell any beverage in a can. It had to be in returnable bottles. I thought it was a stupid law at the time.


6 posted on 12/31/2008 10:59:41 AM PST by Walmartian
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To: LongElegantLegs

Acetylene "lighters" are much more fun...............

7 posted on 12/31/2008 11:02:58 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: Walmartian

Many states have that law. They have tried to get it here in FL almost every year...........


8 posted on 12/31/2008 11:03:51 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: FrankR

If they didn’t find nitpicky legislative bills to introduce, they wouldn’t have anything to do and would probably have to be a “public servant” part-time and get a real job and live in the real world the rest of the time.


9 posted on 12/31/2008 11:24:19 AM PST by 3catsanadog (I plan to give the new President the same respect and dignity the other side gave Bush.)
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To: Red Badger

If you ban lighters, only children will have lighters.


10 posted on 12/31/2008 11:31:33 AM PST by chuckles
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To: chuckles

Pssst! Hey, Buddy! Wanna buy some hot lighters? I got some Harley-Davidson’s and some Fords and some Chevys...........pass it on, but be careful...........


11 posted on 12/31/2008 11:34:05 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: Red Badger

When I was a kid, I used to play with ordinary lighters obsessively. They’re fun.


12 posted on 12/31/2008 12:21:02 PM PST by Tublecane
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To: Tublecane

When I was a kid, we had matches. Lighters were for rich people............


13 posted on 12/31/2008 12:27:07 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: Red Badger

When I was a kid we had to rub two sticks together...


14 posted on 12/31/2008 6:18:08 PM PST by EEDUDE
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To: Red Badger

Just introduce a bill that all houses have to be built of stone like Bedrock.


15 posted on 12/31/2008 6:59:46 PM PST by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: EEDUDE

Why, when I was a kid, we would have KILLED for two sticks! We had to make do with ONE stick! Ever try to run ONE stick together?


16 posted on 12/31/2008 11:19:43 PM PST by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Still Thinking
We had to make do with ONE stick!

Damn, you had a stick! We had to wait till lightening struck something.

17 posted on 12/31/2008 11:25:19 PM PST by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: Still Thinking

You had a stick?


18 posted on 12/31/2008 11:27:06 PM PST by Nik Naym (Everyone has a right to my opinion.)
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To: The Cajun

/Don Adams voice
“missed it by THAT much!”
/Don Adams voice


19 posted on 12/31/2008 11:28:56 PM PST by Nik Naym (Everyone has a right to my opinion.)
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To: Flycatcher

Keep the toys and ban all children.That might work.


20 posted on 12/31/2008 11:36:07 PM PST by sonic109
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