Dateline London, 3 Mar 2009. Just as red ink has been declared too frightening for our youth, so too have the names of our naval vessels come under review. Henceforth, Vanguard shall be Hindmost; Victorious shall be shall be Vanquished; Vigilant shall be Inattentive; and Vengance shall be Vacillate. HMS Vacillate shall be permanently assigned to the Department of State.