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To: TonyStark
The free soda thing is basically a pre-inauguration bonus, and does not deduct from earlier commitments.

I'm 63, does this mean I will finally get the free pony I've always wanted?

Oh well. better late than never, I suppose.

24 posted on 12/28/2008 5:32:01 PM PST by Graybeard58
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To: Graybeard58
The free soda thing is basically a pre-inauguration bonus, and does not deduct from earlier commitments.

I'm 63, does this mean I will finally get the free pony I've always wanted?

Oh well. better late than never, I suppose.

Your pony has been redefined as 6 dogs. Those 6 dogs have in turn been identified as the equivalent of 32 mice. Those mice have been used in human embryonic stem cell research which may some day result in you being able to clone yourself. The second you will be subject to only 50% of your taxable income (which you will be responsible for paying). So in a way, Obama has returned 100% on his pony promise to you already, and given your future-dated clone a 50% reduction in taxes.

Change you can believe in, if you can figure it out.


27 posted on 12/28/2008 5:42:34 PM PST by TonyStark
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