[dennisw]

We have a faux aristocrat John Forbes Kerry.... Lets get real royalty in the US Senate Caroline Schlossberg

[ought-six]

“Lets get real royalty in the US Senate Caroline Schlossberg.”

Just watch: She’s going to add a “von” to her name, as in Caroline von Schlossberg. Hell, her grandfather would have loved that. But maybe the “von” would reek too much of the Hun: She’ll likely opt for a French connection then, and toss in a “d’” to the moniker, ala Caroline d’ Schlossberg.

[Ole Okie]

Lets get real royalty in the US Senate Caroline Schlossberg

Is she the lost Dauphine of France?

Or was that John Fn Kerry?