[mojito]

This ludicrous statement is confirmation, if confirmation was needed, that this entire episode was staged by the People Magazine President-elect.

The Secret Service, after closing the beach, just happened to let some shmoe in a Hawaii shirt get close enough to snap these pictures?

Please. And those same agents just let him whip out a camera? What if he'd been carrying a handgun instead?

[weegee]

What if he'd been carrying a shoe?