He doesn’t need to wax his chest. He’s a hairless wonder, to go with his lack of brains and moral fiber.
I wish he would go back to smoking pot and let us elect someone who’s had an idea - at least one real idea.
Senor Coyote,
I don’t know if you post was tongue in cheek, but His Holiness the Obama of Kenya is definitely waxing his chest. East Africans have hairy chests (if you ever visit Kenya for tourism, you will know what I mean)
Our new Pope is completely hairless in the Chestacular area.
Which means when the National Security team was updating him on the latest Al-Qaeda threat, our Great Poopoo was thinking “Hmm, I wonder if Jasmine can fit me in for a waxing today, up top and below!”