Checking on the source "Liberal Lunacy", I read the disclaimer that in order to provoke liberals etc, they print things that are not true. Simply put though and I agree, Liberal Lunacy continue that they could well be very true words.
It had me going though for a little while, I started to work up a little high dudgeon. We all need a good laugh and indeed I got one- and laughed at myself as well.
Most of this could be termed “fake but accurate”. Shoot - even the “8 years after my first 4” could be from the mouth of Mr. 57 States Obama.
The long Holiday Week is a staple of Socialist European countries so they have time to get to the Mediterranian and back. (The Med - Hawaii - same difference.)