LOL
#2 Son (Grunt, one each) spent a couple of years chasing hadji around the desert. Claims the hadjis are as bright as a typical 12 YO here in the US.
His favorite (sober) story - the night it rained bullets. (Soccer victory, gunshots in the sir....)
It's insane. It literally rains bullets. Last year when Iraq won the Asia Cup, we were locked down inside our buildng for at least 45 minutes afer the victory listening to guns going off in all directions and bullets pinging all around the building. We all got "Asia Cup Souvenirs" once it was safe to go out.