[JenB987]

I saw a cat one time with diamond earrings sitting in a Mercedes parked next to me at a mall.

I thought, “Who is so vain that they’d get their cat’s ears pierced and give them nicer earrings than most women will ever see?”

[Emperor Palpatine]

“Who is so vain that they’d get their cat’s ears pierced and give them nicer earrings than most women will ever see?”


I guess we'll all know when Carly Simon dies and they read her will.