Who wants to be the keeper of the list?
I can if nobody else wants to.
What list?
Neeners are listless.
The whole point of being a Neener is that you are not on a list.
Anyone caught listing will be automatically removed from the list that we do not have.
The Lord Protector has spoken.
“Who wants to be the keeper of the list?
I can if nobody else wants to.”
See, this always happens when when one clicks the “I Accept” box on the advisory agreement without reading the fine print on the 40 page pdf neener file. Had you taken the time to read the terms of the agreement; terms forged over many hours of pilsner and ale, you would have read stuff like this:
Explanatory Statement (WE DON’T HAVE LISTS!)
Defined Terms (WE DON’T HAVE LISTS!)
Formation and Name: Office; Purpose; Term (WE DON’T HAVE LISTS!)
Management: Rights, Powers, and Duties (WE DON’T HAVE LISTS!)
Meetings of and Voting by Members. (WE DON’T HAVE LISTS!)
Involuntary Withdrawal (I.E. DEATH)(WE DON’T HAVE LISTS!)
General Provisions (WE DON’T HAVE LISTS!)
If you have read this far you will notice there is a common thread running through this, Soooooo, for your absolution, you buy the ale, all of it, for the next meeting which will last until your funds run out.
Right, O LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*; the magnificent one who has graciously extended the Christmas shopping days into February when we all will all be eligible for the Obama Bailout.