I list a bit to the left after drinking Evian Mineral Water and a bit to the right after visiting with Jack, Jim, Evan, Jose, Ron, or Bushmills.
I list a lot to the right.
Q. What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
A. Neither, a candle always burns shorter.
Enat....because the ReligMOD gets a kick out of neener hijackings.