His fastball may have been junk but he was in the strike zone both times. I give him a pretty good scouting report. His equipment could have been better too, those shoes he was throwing what were they? Hush Puppies are what I throw, better balance and weight.
He probably FELL DOWN and them shoes? Probably more like stinky sandles made from some old tires. Bet this looooser was even wearing BLACK SOCKS with those sandles...
We are living in a sitcome...so says Rush.