Whatever. He’s still better off than if he had thrown his shoe at Saddam Hussein or one of his sons. Those shoes would have been on his feet as they entered the wood chipper first. Ungrateful idiot.
You missed an extremely important point.
Those shoes would have been on his feet as they SLOOOWWLYY entered the wood chipper first.
Husseins (Saddam, not Barrack, I'm sure we'll find out soon enuf) tortures were known to take hours or days.