THE MAN WHO NEVER WAS:
Original birth certificate —Unavailable
Obama/Dunham marriage license -Unavailable
Soetoro/Dunham marriage license -Unavailable
Soetoro adoption records- Unavailable
Dept.of Education Hawaii Kindergarten Records—Unavailable
Punahou School records-Unavailable
Occidental College records —Unavailable
Passport (Pakistan) - Unavailable
Columbia College —Unavailable
Columbia thesis —Unavailable
(Topic: Nuclear Disarmament, written during Cold War ’83)
Harvard College records -Unavailable
Harvard Law Review articles —Unavailable
(Evidence that one may have been written, yet it is unsigned)
Baptism certificate —Unavailable
Medical records -Unavailable
Illinois State Senate records -None
Illinois State Senate schedule —Lost
Law practice client list — Not released
University of Chicago scholarly articles – None on file
Indonesian Besuki School Application—Located
(Enrolled with name Barry Soetoro-faith “Islam”)
Selective Service Registration- -— Released, but suspected as fraudulent
Hey now, move along, move along, nothing to see here!
Now have you heard Obama might still be smoking? How about that!