I just saw where COBOL programmers can make up to $120 an hour. I can live on that if needed.
Cobol programming is still a marketable commodity? Who knew? One of the first programming languages I learned. ;-)
Well, you can, but you have to move to Costa Rican beachfront property, and work with the Nigerian Prime Minister, who has found an unclaimed inheritance of 14,000,000.00 dollars.