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'Cholera and anthrax stay in the soil and gestate over many years. Long after the war, the undeclared biological warfare still rages on,' the minister told journalists, several of whom laughed openly at his theory.

It's easy - based on what I've heard and read - to tell if the anthrax has been weaponized.

'Natural' anthrax is a common problem throughout the world. Measures can be taken to reduce the threat, but it is ever present.

Unless the Zimbabwe government has determined the anthrax is weaponized, this is a red herring.

Don't know about cholera.

But according to Ndlovu, it was 'Gordon Brown (who) must be taken to the United States Security Council, for being a threat to world peace and for planting cholera and anthrax and for planning to invade our peaceful Zimbabwe.'

'United States Security Council'? Haven't heard of this before.

Declaring that UN agencies and state doctors 'had now arrested cholera,'

She'll be out on bail within a day. ;)

Mugabe said: So now that there is no cholera, there is no reason for war any more. Let's tell them (Britain and the United States) that the cholera cause doesn't exist any more if it was cause for war.'

Um. Er. The problem is still there.

Specifically: you, Mr. Mugabe.

Ndlovu went one further in accusing Western media outlets of 'Gestapo journalism,' naming the BBC, CNN and al-Jazeera broadcasters.

So, uh, FoxNews Channel is A-O-K? Cool! At least, finally, we've found a government that doesn't bash Fox!