That’s about right....
At least you’re able to laugh at yourself a little bit. That will never be a bad thing.
On a more serious note, don't the newspapers get birth notices straight from the hospitals? I didn't know one could, would, or would want to “file” a birth notice with a newspaper. I know my parents didn't, but I bet there is one nonetheless.
So why do you think Stanley Ann Dunham went to Kenya to give birth?