Fire Sale on All McCain-Palin Campaign Equipment

The Washington Post - The Sleuth ^ | 2008-12-10 | Mary Ann Akers

[rabscuttle385]

Run, don't walk, to John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., for an amazing Blowout Sale! Computers, blackberries, televisions, desks, you name it - everything must go. Hurry while the offer lasts!

That's right, the failed McCain-Palin campaign is having a fire sale this week on leftover equipment. Everything is on sale at reduced prices. An email sent over the weekend to all campaign staff, which was subsequently forwarded to the Sleuth, reads:

"Starting Monday December 8, 2008 the prices will be slashed to 36% of the original price for furniture, office supplies, blackberries, and many campaign computers. This is a great opportunity to own a piece of history, finish your Christmas shopping, or simply replace your old laptop."

[E. Cartman]

Are they including McCain's testicles and backbone, neither of which he's used for decades now anyhow?

[MaggieCarta]

Haven’t these people ever heard of eBay?................oh, that’s right, John McCain doesn’t do computers........

Bwah-hah-hah! Thanks for the guffaw.