Then WTF is El Paso? I can hardly wait for the responses on that question! LOL!!!
I lived in El Paso for about 15 years. During one drive back to Dallas, I saw a sign in Baird (near Abilene) that said "Welcome to the Heart of West Texas!"
You can imagine my thoughts after driving for seven hours!
New Mexico. :-)
I was flying from DFW to LA once. The pilot came on the intercom and said that El Paso was just below us, and that now we were half way to LA.