You write: “Sorry,I cant run. Both of my parents were British Subjects,making me a mere Citizen. But thank you for the kind offer. Another reason I couldnt go into politics is that I would have to associate with politicians and whores.”
This was my first vote as a citizen - I began an ulcer over my studies as I wanted to do the right thing by my new nation.
Now I wonder if I should have stayed blissfully ignorant.