[Dallas59]

Michael's new group: The Jackson Five and Under!

Michael Jackson went out on the front porch to get the newspaper so he could read the latest about himself. The door closed and locked behind him, so he had to use the doorbell. His mother opened the door and looked out. After an exchange of words, she called to her husband, "There's a white woman on the front porch. Claims she's our son."

"Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left." —Jay Leno

[Quickgun]

But he has given lots of donations to a university in Utah.
He misunderstood as Bringum Young..........

[T.L.Sink]

Great comment! M.J. has done so much to physically distnce himself from the ‘black’ image that he’s chemically and surgically turned himself into a freak!