Did you know that one careless Marine can set another one on fire just by standing next to him with a lit cigarette?
Have you ever seen a Gunnery Sgt laugh so hard he literally couldn't speak?
Do you know that it's a cast iron bi*** to repair a burned Ghillie suit?
I carried the nickname "LCpl Johnny Flame" for months.....
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Nope. But I have been on fire and been quite annoyed at my pals who were not getting a fire extinguisher from the helo crew, but instead were digging around in their rucks for cameras.
The next topic I expected to get to lecture the troops on was fire safety. Nope. I got light and sound discipline....